Divine Swine

surprisebitch:

"Yaaaas hunty, spill that truth tea."

                               -Confucius (502 BC)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

Tampon sucking 2k15

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

euo:

I am I, and wish I wasn’t so fucking uncomfortable about it.

euo:

I am I, and wish I wasn’t so fucking uncomfortable about it.

powerburial:

smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate